My second review! 27/06/07

Hey kids,
Me again. No fancy italics or fonts this time as I'm at home on my Mac and there are no options for tarting up your blog if you don't own a PC. Don't know why, don't care either. Anyway, here goes..
Like the great big pussy I am (geddit?), I fell ill yesterday and had to cancel the gig at The Abbey which is a real pisser because that was going to be my first gig review. I was going to be great as well! Anyway, I felt like dogshit so I cancelled it. Don't worry, next week I'm playing in Stoke Newington so I'll review that instead. I've got a feeling I'll be amazing!
Anyway, to follow on from my first blog which has a nice review of my track 'Butterfly', here's a lukewarm one! These guys review you online. They're just a 40 year old divorced bloke sitting in his boxer shorts pretending to be Lester Bangs or some shit (allegedly). Their myspace is 'Living Atheist'. Check out what he said...

Artist:
Rescue Cat
Location :
United Kingdom

Song Title:
Butterfly

Genre:
Electro Bedroom

What I thought:
Alright. Nothing more. I quite like the theme, but it borders on the dead boring.
It's probably down to the unrelenting percussion, that I kind if want to set on fire half way through.
Other than that, it's perhaps worth a listen. Perhaps.

Reminds me of:
Tricky, Goldie

Score:
5/10

In a sentence:
Nah.

It's that last bit that hurts the most! NAH!!! 'Electro Bedroom' made me laugh though. I'm going to change my genre on MySpace to reflect this. It's going to be the first album title too! Goldie? Me thinks this bloke's never been to metalheadz before!
So there you go folks. It's a crazy, topsy turvy world this rock n roll. One day you're on top, next day you're on the bottom...

Until next week....