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He's an interesting fact for you. Every time I've sent a link to my new blog post, I've had AT LEAST one email from someone asking me to remove them from my mailing list! F*cking cheek! It must mean I write really sh*t blogs because they will have put their email addresses down voluntarily in the first place at one of my gigs. I calculate that if I write another 200 or so blogs in the next few weeks, the only people still reading it will be my cousin in Scotland and Bryan and Luke at work. By the way, don't try and be funny and send me that very message..

While most of you spent Easter eating/seeing family/drinking/socialising etc, I spent it p*ssing off my housemates by attempting a cover of Journey's soft rock classic 'Don't Stop Believing'. F*cker took me two solid days to finish (most of that was through a drunken haze admittedly) and those are two days I won't ever get back. Was it worth it?! Is anything worth it really? Decide for yourself here

I was inspired by Shep Pettibone's 80s remixes for Madonna and the Pet Shop Boys with the cold, bleak sensibility of Nebraska era Springsteen. Obviously I missed the mark by a country mile. I mean, how can I compare? Look at him, JUST LOOK AT HIM!...



So, earlier this week I was mastering two versions of £10 Bag ready for digital download by the end of next month. I've also been rehearsing with a full band and I've booked my first show supporting I Blame Coco at YOYO in Notting Hill Arts Club on the 28th May. Sounds like a plan is beginning to hatch or something...

Anyway, it doesn't get much better than this next video. That f*cker Steve Perry isn't even straining for those top notes that nearly caused me a hernia. Ah, the 80s! They're coming back I reckon..



MEOW!!!!